Need a latte laughs or just want to espresso your feelings?
Whether you’re sweet on your boyfriend or trying to perk up your favorite teacher, these coffee puns are the perfect blend of cute, clever, and caffeinated.
75 Funny, Love & Cute Coffee Puns (For Boyfriend & Teachers)
☕ Funny Coffee Puns
Perfect for anyone who finds life brew-tiful with a side of humor.
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I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.
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I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and bitter.
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You mocha me crazy!
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Bean there, done that.
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Better latte than never.
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I’ve bean thinking about quitting coffee… said no one ever.
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I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.
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Decaf? Sorry, I don’t speak that language.
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Spill the beans, not the coffee.
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Coffee first, adulting second.
❤️ Love Coffee Puns (For Boyfriend)
Sweet coffee wordplay to melt your man’s heart and make him smile.
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You’re the cream to my coffee.
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Words cannot espresso how much I love you.
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I love you a latte.
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We’re the perfect blend.
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You warm my heart like a fresh cup of joe.
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You mocha me so happy.
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Life without you is depresso.
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You keep me grounded, like my coffee beans.
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You’re brew-tiful, inside and out.
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Espresso yourself, babe — I’m all ears and all heart.
🐻 Cute Coffee Puns (For Boyfriend)
Playful and cozy puns that are as adorable as a Sunday morning coffee date.
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You’re my daily grind and my daily smile.
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Steaming hot and totally mine.
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You’re my cup of happy.
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You make my heart percolate.
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I’d take you over coffee… and that’s saying something.
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You’re bean-credible.
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Sending you a latte love.
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I like you a whole latte.
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Coffee and kisses, that’s all I need with you.
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I’ll take a grande you with a shot of forever.
🍎 Coffee Puns for Teachers
Creative appreciation puns to show your teacher they’re the real MVP of the staff room.
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Thanks a latte for all you do.
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You’re brew-lliant at teaching!
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You kept me grounded — in school and life.
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Espresso-ly thankful for a teacher like you.
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You make every subject a whole latte fun.
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I couldn’t have bean luckier with a teacher like you.
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You deserve a grande break (and a cupcake).
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You’re the cream in the curriculum.
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Keep teaching and stay brew-tiful.
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You’ve bean an inspiration since day one.
☕ Cute Coffee Puns for Teachers
Sweet and punny messages to brighten a teacher’s day with a cup of cheer.
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You’re the latte to my learning.
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Brew can do it, teach!
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Teaching without coffee? That’s un-bean-lievable.
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You’re a whole latte awesome.
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You mocha school so much better.
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Keep calm and sip on, superstar.
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Great minds drink alike.
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Pour yourself some praise, you’ve earned it.
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Your lessons are always piping hot and perfectly poured.
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Behind every great student is a coffee-fueled teacher.
🥤 Bonus: Coffee Puns for Notes & Cards
Perfect pun-derful lines to write in cards, gifts, or texts to make someone’s day.
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Life’s better brewed with you in it.
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Just wanted to espresso my gratitude.
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Sending you this note because you’re brew-tiful.
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You mocha my mornings magical.
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Let’s stir up some love over coffee soon.
Coffee + Puns = The ultimate blend of humor and heart. Whether you’re sweetening up your boyfriend or energizing your favorite teacher, these puns are the perfect pick-me-up.
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