Short & Funny Thanksgiving Card Messages

Thanksgiving and the Fall season.

It’s like they are made for each other.

Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to get together with friends and family.

It is all about being grateful for the presence of such people in our lives.

We bring to you a curated list of heartfelt, Thanksgiving messages that will definitely bring a smile on your faces.

Short, Sweet & Stuffed with Thanks: 110 Modern Thanksgiving Messages

1. Grateful & Golden 

Because gratitude never goes out of style — especially when it sparkles.

• “Gratitude looks good on you. 🍂”

• “Here’s to small joys and big blessings. ✨”

• “May your heart stay as full as your plate. 🧡”

• “Thankful today, tomorrow, and always. 🙏”

• “A little gratitude makes every meal taste better. 🥧”

• “Counting blessings instead of calories. 😉”

• “Grateful hearts gather here. 🦃”

• “Overflowing with thanks (and mashed potatoes). 🥔”

• “Every day is better when it starts with thanks. 🌅”

• “Thankful for the chaos and the comfort alike. 🍁”

• “May your life always be seasoned with grace and gravy. 😋”

2. Food Coma Club 

For those who take “feast mode” way too seriously.

• “I came. I saw. I conquered the casserole. 🍽️”

• “Gobble till you wobble—no regrets. 🦃”

• “Calories don’t count on Thanksgiving. (Right?) 😂”

• “If you need me, I’ll be napping in the gravy boat. 😴”

• “Save room for pie. Always save room for pie. 🥧”

• “Stuffed like the turkey, but happier. 🤎”

• “Feast first, feelings later. 🍗”

• “I’m just here for the carbs and compliments. 🥔”

• “Give thanks, then give in to dessert. 🍰”

• “Wishing you a full plate and an empty sink. 🧽”

• “No leftovers left behind. 🍴”

3. Family Circus 

Because every Thanksgiving is a sitcom waiting to happen.

• “Family: the reason I’m thankful and tired. 😂”

• “We put the fun in dysfunctional. 🦃”

• “Pass the pie before someone starts talking politics. 🥧”

• “Grateful for you—even when you steal the last roll. 🥖”

• “Love, laughter, and light family chaos. ❤️”

• “Thanksgiving: where calories and family drama both rise. 😅”

• “It’s not Thanksgiving till someone burns the rolls. 🍞🔥”

• “We gather. We roast. (Each other.) 😂”

• “Home is where the gravy’s thick and the love’s thicker. 🤎”

• “Family: the original group chat. 💬”

• “If you can survive Thanksgiving dinner, you can survive anything. 💪”

4. Friendsgiving Fun 

For your chosen family — the ones who bring the snacks and the laughter.

• “Thankful for the friends who feel like family. 🧡”

• “Friendsgiving: where calories don’t count and secrets spill. 😂”

• “May your wine be endless and your group chat full. 🍷”

• “The best part of Thanksgiving is the friends part. 💕”

• “Friends who feast together, stay together. 🍽️”

• “So thankful for late-night laughs and store-bought pies. 🥧”

• “Turkey? Optional. Friendship? Essential. 🦃”

• “Grateful for this perfectly imperfect crew. 😌”

• “To laughter, leftovers, and loyal friends. 🍷”

• “We may not be blood, but we’re gravy-thick. 🤎”

• “Here’s to messy tables and even messier memories. 🥂”

5. Aesthetic Gratitude 

For the soft souls who love candles, sunsets, and gentle thank-yous.

• “Warm hearts, soft light, and golden moments. ✨”

• “Thankful for stillness as much as the celebration. 🌙”

• “Gratitude turns everything into enough. 🤎”

• “May your cup overflow with peace and pumpkin spice. ☕️”

• “This season, I’m collecting moments, not things. 🍂”

• “Gentle hearts make the best company. 🕯️”

• “Thanksgiving feels like poetry in slow motion. 📜”

• “Gratitude glows quietly. 🌾”

• “Here’s to love that lingers like autumn light. 🌇”

• “Peace, pies, and perfectly soft sweaters. 🧣”

• “Your presence is the prettiest gift of all. 🎁”

6. Romantic Harvest 

Because love and mashed potatoes go hand in hand.

• “You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes. 🥔❤️”

• “Falling for you harder than autumn leaves. 🍁”

• “Thankful for your hugs, your heart, and your half of the pie. 🥧”

• “Love you a pumpkin spice latte and more. ☕️”

• “You make every season feel like Thanksgiving. 💋”

• “Grateful that love like this doesn’t come once a year. 💞”

• “You’re my favorite reason to stay cozy. 🧣”

• “Let’s count blessings—and kisses. 😘”

• “Every love story should come with leftovers. 🍗”

• “You + Me + Pie = Perfection. 🥧”

• “I’m thankful every day, but today I get to write it down. 💌”

7. Work & Gratitude 

For coworkers, mentors, and anyone who survived Q4 with you.

• “Thankful for deadlines, caffeine, and coworkers like you. ☕️”

• “Grateful for teamwork, laughter, and snack breaks. 🍪”

• “May your turkey be juicy and your inbox stay empty. 🦃📭”

• “Appreciate you more than Friday afternoons. 😎”

• “Wishing you a harvest of rest and zero emails. 📧❌”

• “You make work feel a little less like work. 💼”

• “Grateful for all your help—and the office snacks. 😂”

• “Hope your Thanksgiving is full of peace and pie. 🥧”

• “Here’s to coworkers who became friends. 🤝”

• “Thankful for your hard work and good humor. 🙌”

• “Teamwork makes the turkey work. 😂🦃”

8. Pun-kin Spice & Giggles 

For those who think dad jokes should be served with dessert.

• “Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about. 🎃”

• “Feast mode: activated. 🍽️”

• “Talk turkey to me. 🦃”

• “No fowl play, just good vibes. 🐔”

• “Sweet as pie and twice as flaky. 🥧😂”

• “Don’t go bacon my heart—save me a seat. 🥓”

• “Stuffed with love (and stuffing). 🧡”

• “Keep calm and gobble on. 🦃”

• “Yam what I yam. 🥔”

• “Eat, drink, and cranberry. 🍷”

• “You’re the apple pie of my eye. 🍎🥧”

9. Gratitude Glow-Up 

For the ones who’ve grown, healed, and are giving thanks for the journey.

• “Thankful for growth, grace, and second servings. 🌿”

• “This year taught me gratitude in the quiet moments. 🌙”

• “The harvest isn’t just in the field—it’s in the heart. 🍂”

• “Grateful for the people who stayed and the lessons that didn’t. 💫”

• “Cheers to becoming who we needed. 🥂”

• “Thanksgiving looks good on healed hearts. 🤎”

• “May your peace multiply like leftovers. 🍗”

• “Every scar is a story worth thanking. 🌾”

• “Thankful for the glow-up that started with grace. ✨”

• “Here’s to gratitude that grows deeper every year. 🌻”

• “Peace feels better than perfection. 🕊️”

10. Cozy Chaos & Holiday Humor 

For those who love the laughter, not the perfection.

• “Wishing you full plates and fuller hearts (and maybe stretchy pants). 😂”

• “Here’s to laughter louder than the family arguments. 🦃”

• “Gravy stains are just badges of honor. 🥇”

• “Wishing you peace between the turkey and the dishes. 🍽️”

• “May your WiFi be strong and your pie crust stronger. 🥧📶”

• “Thankful for naps and elastic waistbands. 😴”

• “May your day be as golden as the potatoes. 🥔✨”

• “Hope your turkey’s tender and your in-laws aren’t. 😂”

• “Leftovers are proof that love multiplies. 🍗”

• “You’re the reason this chaos is worth it. ❤️”

• “Wishing you a Thanksgiving that’s perfectly imperfect—just like family. 🧡”

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These messages will surely bring a smile on somebody’s face.

Whether they are far away, or just a few minutes away, your family and friends deserve the best.

Let them know how much they mean to you.