150 Trendy Yearbook Quotes That’ll Have Your Class Crying with Laughter

Yearbook- an amazing amalgamation of the different personalities.

It is an honor to graduate with them.

You’ll find everybody in the crowd.

There will be the class clown, the valedictorian, a politician, and various others.

Flipping through the yearbook, you would want to see a quote that would stay with you forever.

Thus, we bring to you a collection of quotes that are funny, hilarious and are capable of tickling your funny bones.

150 Trendy Yearbook Quotes That’ll Have Your Class Crying with Laughter

1. Savage & Sassy Comebacks

For the ones who love a good roast and can’t resist some senior sass.

  • “Some graduate with honors, I am just happy to graduate. 🤷‍♀️”

  • “Too glam to give a damn. 💅”

  • “If I were smarter, I’d be dangerous. 🧠”

  • “They told me I couldn’t, so I did… and barely passed. 😏”

  • “I peaked in the hallways, not in the classroom. 🚶‍♀️”

  • “Professional overthinker since birth. 🤯”

  • “At least my dog thinks I’m smart. 🐶”

  • “I have a resting GPA face. 😬”

  • “You can’t sit with us… unless you bring snacks. 🍟”

  • “Beauty fades, GPA is forever… wait, no it’s not. 😂”

  • “Half caffeine, half chaos. ☕⚡”

  • “I was the group project freeloader. 💼”

  • “Catch me outside, how ‘bout dat? 🙃”

  • “Brains? Nah. Looks? Also nah. But vibes? Always. ✨”

  • “Warning: May spontaneously break into sarcasm. 😎”


2. Foodie Forever

Because let’s be real — food is life, even in yearbook quotes.

  • “I came. I saw. I ate. 🍕”

  • “Survived high school one snack at a time. 🍫”

  • “My GPA is low, but my cholesterol is high. 🥓”

  • “Senioritis tastes like ramen. 🍜”

  • “Pizza was my true extracurricular activity. 🍕”

  • “I like my grades like my fries: salty. 🍟”

  • “This diploma better come with free tacos. 🌮”

  • “High school: 80% hunger, 20% procrastination. 🍩”

  • “Calories don’t count in senior year. 🍪”

  • “My lunch table was the real classroom. 🥤”

  • “I didn’t choose the snack life; the snack life chose me. 🍫”

  • “Diet starts tomorrow… or never. 🍦”

  • “Maslow’s hierarchy of needs = pizza at the top. 🍕”

  • “My senior quote is sponsored by Starbucks. ☕”

  • “Will work for fries. 🍟”


3. Meme Lords & Pop Culture Kings/Queens

Perfect for the ones who live and breathe internet culture.

  • “Shrek is love, Shrek is life. 🐸”

  • “Netflix and no chill. 📺”

  • “Straight outta study hall. 🎤”

  • “This quote is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends. 🎮”

  • “I understood that reference. 🦸”

  • “Too many TikToks, not enough textbooks. 📱”

  • “Yeet my way outta here. 🏃‍♂️”

  • “Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come. ⏰”

  • “Alexa, play ‘We Are Never Getting Back Together.’ 🎶”

  • “Insert inspirational quote here. 📝”

  • “Can I get an F in the chat? 🎮”

  • “Senior year: powered by memes and meltdowns. 🖥️”

  • “Is this graduation? Or just fantasy? 🎤”

  • “Accidentally iconic since day one. 👑”

  • “Catch me scrolling, not studying. 📱”


4. Awkward but Relatable

For the shy kids who made awkward an aesthetic.

  • “I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me. 🤦”

  • “Awkward silence is my love language. 🤐”

  • “Yes, I blinked in every class photo. 📸”

  • “I peak socially at 2% battery. 🔋”

  • “Introverted but willing to discuss snacks. 🍪”

  • “99% awkward, 1% genius. 😅”

  • “Can I put my dog’s picture instead of mine? 🐶”

  • “Sorry, I don’t remember your name… or my GPA. 📝”

  • “Raised by Wi-Fi, awkward by nature. 📶”

  • “Can I graduate via email? 📧”

  • “Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. 🧭”

  • “Is this where we insert small talk? 🤔”

  • “If you saw me running in gym, no you didn’t. 🏃”

  • “My brain has too many tabs open. 💻”

  • “Please don’t make me speak in front of the class. 🎤”


5. Senioritis Survivors

Because nothing hits harder than the struggle of senior year.

  • “My pen ran out of ink writing excuses. ✏️”

  • “Homework? I don’t know her. 📚”

  • “Senioritis is my major. 🎓”

  • “Late to class, early to nap. 💤”

  • “I survived on vibes and extensions. ⏳”

  • “Grades are temporary, naps are forever. 😴”

  • “Senior year = minimal effort, maximum memes. 💻”

  • “This diploma cost me too many all-nighters. 🌙”

  • “I majored in procrastination, minored in panic. 📆”

  • “My motivational quote expired last semester. ⌛”

  • “Powered by caffeine and regret. ☕”

  • “Attendance? Optional. 🎟️”

  • “Graduating by the skin of my Wi-Fi. 📶”

  • “Seniors: The walking dead but sassier. 🧟‍♀️”

  • “I didn’t choose the late life; the late life chose me. ⏰”


6. Future Failures (But Make It Funny)

For the realists who already know they’ll be broke after graduation.

  • “Catch me working at Taco Bell in 5 years. 🌮”

  • “My future plans include a nap. 💤”

  • “Hire me, I’m broke. 💸”

  • “Professional Netflix binge-watcher. 📺”

  • “See you on reality TV in 10 years. 📹”

  • “Manifesting: rich spouse, rich spouse, rich spouse. 💍”

  • “If lost, return me to the couch. 🛋️”

  • “Career goal: not crying in the bathroom at work. 🚽”

  • “I’ll be famous… in my group chat. 📱”

  • “Step one: graduate. Step two: wing it. 🕊️”

  • “Please don’t ask what I’m doing next. 🙃”

  • “My career plan is Plan B. 🔄”

  • “No thoughts, just vibes. ✨”

  • “Catch me living off instant noodles. 🍜”

  • “I peaked at recess. 🛝”


7. Love & Crushes

Because no yearbook is complete without some romance (or heartbreak).

  • “Still single, still thriving. 💔”

  • “Shoutout to my crush for ignoring me all 4 years. 😘”

  • “Couples in the hallway: thanks for nothing. 🚫”

  • “Promposals stressed me out more than finals. 🎉”

  • “I loved you even when I copied your homework. 📚”

  • “Cupid definitely skipped my name. 🏹”

  • “If you’re reading this, marry me. 💍”

  • “Love letters? More like late assignments. 📑”

  • “High school crushes built my trust issues. 🙃”

  • “Romeo and Juliet had it easier. 💀”

  • “Yes, I’m still waiting for my rom-com moment. 🎬”

  • “First love: cafeteria pizza. 🍕”

  • “Taken? No. Tired? Yes. 😴”

  • “My crush never noticed me… but Chick-fil-A did. 🍗”

  • “Loving the Wi-Fi more than people since 200X. 📶”


8. Teacher Trouble

Dedicated to all those moments teachers will never forget.

  • “Thanks for calling on me when I clearly wasn’t ready. 🙃”

  • “The real MVPs are substitute teachers. 🍎”

  • “Sorry for all the fake bathroom passes. 🚽”

  • “Shoutout to Google, my real teacher. 🔍”

  • “Teachers, I promise I was listening… kind of. 👂”

  • “That group project still gives me nightmares. 😱”

  • “The bell doesn’t dismiss you? Okay, then I quit. 🔔”

  • “To the teacher who said I’d never make it: look at me now. 🎓”

  • “If you’re reading this, sorry for sleeping in class. 🛌”

  • “Teachers deserve hazard pay for senior year. 💰”

  • “Sorry I asked if this was going to be on the test. 📄”

  • “My handwriting is still a crime scene. ✍️”

  • “Do we really need math after this? ❌”

  • “Thank you, teachers, for ignoring my phone under the desk. 📱”

  • “The bell is my best friend. 🔔”


9. Lazy Legends

Because doing the bare minimum is still doing something.

  • “Hard work pays off… just not for me. 😎”

  • “I put the pro in procrastination. 🖊️”

  • “Why run when you can nap? 🛌”

  • “I came, I saw, I did the bare minimum. 👀”

  • “My yearbook quote is unfinished… like my homework. 📚”

  • “Effort level: low, sarcasm level: high. ⚡”

  • “If laziness were an Olympic sport, I’d win gold. 🏅”

  • “Too tired to care, too sassy to quit. 💁”

  • “This graduation gown doubles as pajamas. 😴”

  • “Class of naps and snacks. 💤🍪”

  • “Skipped leg day and homework day. 🏋️”

  • “Slacking with style since freshman year. ✨”

  • “Late, lazy, legendary. 🔥”

  • “Motivated by Wi-Fi and food only. 📶🍕”

  • “The effort was optional. 🙃”


10. Random Chaos

For the unpredictable, quirky kids who kept everyone entertained.

  • “I put the hot in hot mess. 🔥”

  • “This outfit cost more than my GPA. 👗”

  • “I didn’t trip, the floor just attacked me. 🪑”

  • “Life’s short, eat dessert first. 🍰”

  • “I speak fluent sarcasm and song lyrics. 🎶”

  • “Yes, this is my villain origin story. 😈”

  • “Plot twist: I was the drama all along. 🎭”

  • “I’m 100% that senior. 💯”

  • “Just here for the yearbook clout. 📘”

  • “If you can’t find me, check the vending machine. 🥤”

  • “Warning: I cause spontaneous laughter. 😂”

  • “If my life were a movie, it’d be a blooper reel. 🎬”

  • “High school: survived with extra chaos. 💥”

  • “My only talent is losing pencils. ✏️”

  • “No thoughts, just snacks. 🍿”


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